People Suck

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

penis-hilton:

10 seconds after getting a tumblr account

penis-hilton:

10 seconds after getting a tumblr account

castielshipssterek:

meowvgonspengler:

1950S SLANG IS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING IT IS SO RIDICULOUS

LOOK AT

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WHAT IS THIS

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DUCK BU TT I AM LAUGHING

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RAZZ

MY 

BERRIES

I hear People use cruisin for a bruisin everyday tbh

ultrafacts:

It is believed that he was playing on their pride in being his soldiers. By implying they are only citizens now, he scared them straight.
Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

It is believed that he was playing on their pride in being his soldiers. By implying they are only citizens now, he scared them straight.

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

raind0wn:

insanity-and-vanity:

This pleases me

omg i want a barbie that says EAT LEAD, COBRA

raind0wn:

insanity-and-vanity:

This pleases me

omg i want a barbie that says EAT LEAD, COBRA

almost-always-eventually-right:

clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

jaden has been trying to live up to this brilliant line via tweets for years