Science Penguin [x]
i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”
SO HAPPY TO SEE SCIENCE PENGUIN ON MY DASH.
can we just talk about the biggest plot twist in doctor who history
Can we talk about how I’m still not over this plot twist.
you can see the realization in the doctor and martha’s eyes as they’re smiling and it dawns on them that Jack is going to become a giant face
Just one line and I lost my shit.
like mother, like son
get the hell out
Don’t we generally use Castiel to do that?
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot
People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
True story: two weeks before we started filming, David Wain happened to be hanging out backstage at a live Meltdown, pulled out a deck of cards, and started impressive everyone with his skills. We asked if he would do magic tricks during our TV show tapings. He said yes. The rest is history.
Also, our editor Matt Freund added in the special effects just to make us laugh during editing sessions, but we liked them so much we kept them.
you’re right. the white trash is only in the US. gotcha.
Cause Germany is all of Europe and nazis are only in Europe right gotcha
those countries above, in order, are:
Thanks for contributing! Maybe next time you won’t do it with your head 1000 leagues deep in your asshole.
I am so proud of you rn
Europe is the ORIGIN of white bullshit how can you even make this argument